WARNING: The speeches of President Bush, when played backwards, contain strong language and depictions of violence, sex, and substance abuse. Parental discretion is advised.
Morality Rock Lyrics
In our opinion, the best way to enjoy Morality Rock is to NOT read this page. At least, not until you've spent some time trying to figure out the lyrics yourself. Morality Rock lyrics-deciphering parties can be great fun, and are cognitively stimulating, therefore good for you. Your parents would be proud.
Some of the lyrics we think are obvious. Others require some concentration. A few radio stations agree with us that in a couple of songs the president gets downright offensive, and have refused to play these songs due, they say, to their containing FCC-prohibited language. Of course, the president isn't really saying "fuck" - It just sounds like he's saying "fuck". Would this really be an FCC violation?
OK. You've been warned...
The Wolf
The letter "u" has been omitted in some contexts out of respect for those those who might be offended by it.
Members of congress
I have the high privilege and the distinct honor
of presenting to you
the President of the United States
blah blah blah blah blah
How ridicules!*
GROWL!
[Catchy chorus:]
F*ck the wolf
F*ck the wolf
F*ck the wolf
Satan
F*ck the wolf
F*ck the wolf
F*ck the wolf
666
F*ck the wolf
F*ck the wolf
F*ck the wolf
Satan
F*ck the wolf
F*ck the wolf
F*ck the wolf
GROWL!
F*ck the dead
F*ck the dead
F*ck the dead
[repeat catchy chorus]
Damn this itch
F*ck
Damn this itch
F*ck
Damn this itch
F*ck
Damn this itch
F*ck
[repeat catchy chorus]
Friggin' shake your buns out
Friggin' shake your buns out
Friggin' shake your buns out
Friggin' shake your buns out
[repeat catchy chorus]
Monica sucks it
suckin' it
suckin' it
Monica sucks it
Suuuuck it
Monica sucks it
suckin' it
suckin' it
Monica sucks it
Suuuuck it
[repeat catchy chorus]
F*ck her
F*ck her
F*ck her
F*ck her
F*ck this wolf
F*ck this wolf
F*ck her
F*ck her
F*ck her
F*ck her
F*ck this wolf
F*ck this wolf
[repeat catchy chorus]
Where dya want it?
Where dya want it?
Where dya want it?
Where dya want it?
Where dya want it?
Who gives a damn?!
Ah, ridicules!*
- Introduction provided by Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi
- Backwards vocals and bombs by George W. Bush
- Guest backwards vocals ("how ridicules!") by Jim Webb, Democratic Senator from Virginia
Satan
Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan (etc.)
He damns you
He damns you
Soon God will be falling
Soon God will be falling
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
He damns you
He damns you
He damns you
He damns you
Soon God will be falling
Soon God will be falling
Soon God will be falling
Soon God will be falling
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
He damns you
Satan is our head
He damns you
Satan is the real Messiah
He damns you
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Satan is our head
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Satan is the real Messiah
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
No way of knowin' it -
Satan is listenin'.
Soon God will be falling
He damns you
Soon God will be falling
He damns you
Satan is our head
Soon God will be falling
Satan is the real Messiah
He damns you
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Soon God will be falling
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yonder there was you and Satan - you be rammed in your friggin' ass!
Soon God will be falling
He damns you
Soon God will be falling
He damns you
Satan is our head
Soon God will be falling
Satan is the real Messiah
He damns you
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah, Satan has me showin' it
Yeah folks, we're wicked! (applause)
Men
I love men meself
I love men
I love men
I love men
I love men
I love men
I love men
Suck your dick
I love men
Head
I love men
Suck your dick
I love men
Suck on it
I love men
Suck your dick
I love men
Head
I love men
Suck your dick
I love men
Suck on it
I love men
Suck your dick
I love men
Head
I love men
Suck your dick
I love men
Suck on it
I love men
Suck your dick
I love men
Head
I love men
Suck your dick
I love men
Head
I love men
You be rammed in your friggin ass!
(etc., etc., etc.)
Women
Her butt's out!
Her butt's out!
Oh yeah!
Her butt's out!
(heavy panting, laughter from right wing supporters)
Her butt's out!
We serve the women
Her butt's out!
We serve the women
Her butt's out!
Her butt's out!
Feel her butt!
Feel her chest, feel her chest, feel her chest!
Feel her butt!
Feel her chest, feel her chest, feel her chest!
Feel her butt!
And her chest makes me feel her chest
Feel her chest, feel her chest, feel her chest!
Frickin' bitch makes me feel her chest
Ho that little babe
She looks so very scrumptious
It ought to be suckin' me off a little bit
He that makes me feel her chest will agree
(a reference to Satan??? Or to Karl Rove???)
Feel her chest
Feel her butt
Feel her chest!
Feel her butt
Feel her chest!!
Feel her butt
Feel her chest!!!
Feel her butt
Her damn knobs looks nice
Her damn knobs looks nice
Her damn knobs looks nice
Her damn knobs looks nice
I sure like that girl when she gets naked
And I heard she gon' be showin' it.
I sure like that girl when she gets naked
And I heard she gon' be showin' it.
She ain't right yet
Soak her up
Throw beer on that hussy
We serve the women
We serve the women
Suck on it
We serve the women
We serve the women
Sniff, eat it, then choke on it
We serve the women
We serve the women
Sucks it, arouses it, and then would've eaten it
We serve the women
She's not lovin' it
She's not suckin' it
Oops she spits it onto you
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck
Fuck her, I say to y'all - fuck her!
She fucked her
You fuck her
You fuck
She fucked her
You fuck
She fucked her
Does she fuck?
She fucked her
You fuck her
Does she fuck her, fucker?
This wolf is going on!
(audience applause)
Might have fucked her, sure enough
Might have fucked her, sure enough
Might have fucked her, sure enough
But I'm jerkin' it. Ooh sure enough.
How is my rooster?
Here I am now for the Iranian bitch!
Grammas
Say hi to me gramma
She needs her gramma
But you forgots me gramma with some of this, ah yeah
Hidin' in it, announcin' it. Hush all now there goes your gramma
You sniff how you know it's your gramma
Your gramma be pissin'
I like this also, and me gramma will sit on it
The grandmothers are eminent
Grammas I guess are our nearest descendent
You're singing as your gramma
Say, is your gramma in her post?
Him knows it will make me grammy sad
Monica was your gramma (thunderous applause)
Oh she bucks her gramma
The end of life for her grandmother
Smash it! That smell was your gramma!
Ah she better, or I will beef me grammy
I guess you'll beef me grammy
Ah she better, or I will beef me grammy
I'll beef me grammy
I'll beef your frozen gramma
I'll beef me grammy if they have not
I guess you'll beef me grammy
I'll beef me grammy!
Musharraf thinks I'm going to beef me grammy in it
I'll beef me grammy even if she run away
They'll beef me grammy
I'll beef me grammy in it
He better beef me grammy now
I'll beef me grammy!
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit on it - I'm gonna beef me grammy in it
Cincinnati
Cincinnati
Cincinnati
Cincinnati
Cincinnati
They build it with ease and they're buildin' it in Cincinnati
Cincinnati
Cincinnati: Not dead yet
Cincinnati
Cincinnati and the whole earth hits an officer and gets arrested
Cincinnati
Cincinnati
Your mom lives in a condo
Cincinnati
Your mom lives in a condo
Cincinnati
Your mom lives in a condo
Cincinnati
Your mom lives in a condo
Cincinnati
Your mom lives in a condo
Cincinnati
Your grandmother - Cincinnati in it
Cincinnati
Grandmother - Cincinnati in it
Cincinnati
Her grandmother - Cincinnati - sniffin' it
Cincinnati
Cincinnati: not dead yet
Cincinnati
Cincinnati
Cincinnati
Cincinnati
Cincinnati
(etc., etc., etc.)
Her grandmother - Cincinnati - sniffin' it
Marijuana
The lyrics to "Marijuana" are very straightforward. This is Bush's pro-pot reggae anthem. Imagine President Bush wearing a bandana and a big goofy smile, jammin' to da reggae music mon and holdin' his joint high in the air as he repeatedly proclaims...
Ya ya ya, Marijuana! Have a hit.
That's pretty much it until the end, when with a hint of regret he states...
I have no more weed.
War
Shoot shoot
Enter our draft
Shoot shoot
Enter our draft
Shoot
See they're all full of holes
(repeat a few times, then...)
I'm saying we must raise hell
I'm saying we must... raise... hell
(repeat as the horror of war rages all around, then...)
We should withdraw, and get out
We should withdraw, and get out
We should withdraw, and get out
We should withdraw, and get out